Where have you been Female SpazDog?

Sick from a stick.
Apparently working a day job, volunteering, mothering and owning a business kind of wears you down. So much so that when you defy the laws of physics to step on stick and puncture the top of your foot, it turns into evil infection that turns you into the gimping Female SpazDog.
But then the universe has to have some giggles. So then I am turned into gimping Female SpazDog with pink eye.
But because you have to make the story even more compelling, the doctor has to give you antibiotics for your foot and eye that you are allergic to so that you turn into the gimping non-functioning Female SpazDog with pink eye.

But I am on the mend. Enough that I helped out with Free Comic Book Day. More about that in a day or two.